police – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Clever Dick

I am cleverClever dickAlso veryVery Thick Scroll down… DM

Ticket

Please give me some assistanceAssistance with my kneeWhile I write a ticket outA ticket out for thee Scroll down… DM

Consequences

There are consequencesWhen you break the lawConsequences which belowWhich below you saw Scroll down… DM

Socks

Where are the socksThe socks that you took?Don’t sit there all silentAll silent and look Scroll down… DM

Cop

To help deter the robbersDeterring all attacksWe made our own real copperMade him out of wax DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Police

Write something incorporating the word ‘police’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO POLICE Police in Czech’slovakianIs policie (ie) in CzechMy mind is still el blankoCan only think of grecque An ornament supposed to be of Greek origin,especially a fret or meander……. How’s about that Fan…… DM

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Russian police bus)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

We Will Protect You Donald. Yay

Our man’s to be arrestedWe’ll form a protest moatAround his Mar-a-LagoPolice-resistant moat Yay…… What if they use a helicopter? Oh? Should they try a helicopterHelicopter-useWe’ll take it down with weaponsWeapons (yep) we’ll use Yay…… What type of ammunition?If helicopter used?Discussing on our forumWhat bullets can be used Yay…… DM

Night Driving

A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lunch

Write something incorporating the word ‘lunch’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LUNCH Lunch was very filling(Primed us up for sex)Lots of oily vegies (yep)Good for give and flex Yep So I’m told Fan…… DM