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Kayne for President Yay!

Kayne West is running for President Hey yippee hey yippee yay He’s now switched allegiance from Donald To stand on his own, yippee aye The billionaire rapper sneaker mogul Has help with his top-spotted race From curvaceous wife Kim Kardashian And Elon Musk (party head of space) His party he’s called ‘Birthday Party’ Sing heyContinue reading “Kayne for President Yay!”

Poet Don on Pigeon Feathers

Here is a fact (may surprise you) The feathers of a pigeon weigh more Than bones which do make up said pigeon Of which, my flock, there’s more than four You’re right Poet DonI counted five in my dissection class…. Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets Society (and an expert in pigeon trivia).We areContinue reading “Poet Don on Pigeon Feathers”

From Ireland to Me Came This Challenge

From Ireland to me came this challenge Said write me a poem from scratch Start with first line and then see what comes next Not easy, but will see what can hatch (Thinks…) I’m starting out first with my first line Which tells me it’s line number one Line two’s just been written so thisContinue reading “From Ireland to Me Came This Challenge”

Poet Don Addresses his Flock

Ah, my flock, my followers Keep on procreating I’ll save you from the big bad wolf (Your numbers help my ratings) Baa… Poet Don is experimenting with a new breeding technique to increase his flock. The theory is laughter helps them go out and do their thing and bring back more sheep. A novel approach.Continue reading “Poet Don Addresses his Flock”

Poet Don Q&A on First ATM User

Here’s a question for you My followers (faithful all) (Yes Poet Don?…) Who was the first in the world to use Our ATM hole-in-the-wall ? (mumble..mumble…) (more mumble…mumble…) We give up…. Actor Reg Varney (On the Buses 1967)STAN!!! GET THAT BUS OUT!!!….. Golly gosh Poet Don, You are a goldmine of information…. Thankyou….

Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day

You all enjoy your honey ? (Yes Poet Don….) Must keep your eyes on ground You wouldn’t want to step on it As it goes walking round (blank looks all round….) Today is 10th July, yes?… Yes Poet Don…. Well today is ‘Don’t Step on a Bee Day’…. Oooh… His little flock of followers depart,Continue reading “Poet Don Reporting on 10th July. A Special Day”

The World Has Gone Mad

They want to remove filmsand television seriesbecause of political correctness Are we not allowed to laughand keep in perspectivethe content of the erain which they were made? In the meantime We are subjectedto realty TV showsencouraging promiscuityand verbal abuse We are given a wide choiceof the most violent filmsto create a violent mentality But weContinue reading “The World Has Gone Mad”