I’m sorry all the good seatsHave been taken sirNext best I can offer youIs these….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Ralph’s Practicing for the Circus (as is Priscilla)
Ralph learnt of Priscilla’sHeed for the circus callNot wishing to be left outHe’s taken up the ball….. He’s making good progress…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan Installs Another Toilet
I wanted a new toiletCall Stan they said, top manI left him to his business butGot problems with the pan….. Customer asks where to put his right leg?…. Pushed for space boss…. Want’s to know where’s the brown seat?…. Also sees a problem pissing when he’s drunk….. Jeez boss. Talk about fussy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Cilla Does a Cat Curl
Cilla’s a proud member ofA top Cat Curling ClubDidn’t know about this?Rub-a-dub-a-dub…… Go Cilla…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Be Patient and Wait Ralph
We built a flap for CillaThrough it she neatly fitsWhen Ralph he wants to come insideHe needs to wait and sit For the door to be opened…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Cilla Gets Excited
Sometimes Cilla getsExcited, flies aroundDon’t look where she’s going andSuddenly rebounds Shit Priscilla…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Mirror Mirror on the Wall
Mirror mirror on the wallYou curvy little bitTell me what you think of me“You silly little git”….. Oh?….you’re a door? Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Hensbroek Coat of Arms
The coat of arm of Netherland’sVillage called HensbroekIncorporates in it’s designA feathered trousered chook Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Rails
The inners did get worn outBut rails were still OKAnd as we’re on a budgetRecycled them hey hey….. Actually the innersFrom maker were delayedSo had to put some steps inSteps were put in, laid Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Blind
Up top we built a windowThen went to look for blindWe found the just right one we didWe’re pleased with what we find….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 