We wanted to see thingsWhen we lay on our bedStan created masterpieceJust popped out head, he said….. He also painted vistas on the windows…. Popped out his head…. He said….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Priscilla’s Got a Teeth Problem
I warned her not to play withFish that have big teethLike Cilla, she ignored meWent climbing on the reef…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Priscilla’s Watching Telly
Cilla’s watching tellyThis year they say was shitReaction’s hard to work outReaction? what is it?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Kylie Minogue’s Bottom – We Make ‘Em Nice Down in Orstralia
The Guardian newspaper in LondonClaimed the bottom of Kylie MinogueWas the ‘world’s most admired backside’ going(Which it still is, and still is in vogue) We make ’em nice down in Orstralia…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Shit Priscilla, Not Again?
I’ve gone and got myself stuckShit, done it againAnyone? Help please? Anyone?I am in deep-shit pain…… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
I Wonder Who That Could Be Dear?
We have a video doorbellFor those who want to come inWho’s that at this ungodly hour?Making one hell of a din?….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Disabled Toilet
I am in need of toiletAm also in wheelchairPlease tell me waiter, where it is?Certainly, up there….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Janitor
I am a happy janitor Of this modern towerI have a window with a view(And also have a shower)….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Priscilla’s Fine, OK
Please don’t worry, I’m OKWe’re into things high-techI’m cozy and quite comfortableThey’ll be back in a sec….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tommy What?
I’ll comment on things deserving meritBut not on things that I think notIt also can work in reverse directionIf you think what I write’s tommy rot Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 