I am a happy SantaMake kiddies happy tooThey love me when I cuddle themAnd ring my sleigh bells too…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
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Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21
Every Monday Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph would look forward to going on their weekly adventure to the EIF Holiday Camp. Then suddenly, out of the blue, with no warning it shut. Bang….. Poor things, they were devastated. Why, they asked me? We were having such a good time, and the owners really liked us.Continue reading “Skip, Priscilla, Lizzy and Ralph Watch Holiday Pics of EIF Holiday Camp T#21”
I Am a Happy Welder
I am a happy welderI’m into safety firstMaking sparks is all great funWatch my sparky bursts…. Do you like my sparky burst?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe
The mighty navy shipWas launched with great to-doDancing girls in booty shortsAnd fishnet crop tops too Top brass in attendance No military band they asked?We just get something slip-slopHow very inappropriateThis twerking, dancing, hip-hop There was one lone voice of approvalPolitician Mark Latham ” this is the stuff sailors dream of” The girls received abuseContinue reading “Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe”
Tyre
I’ve got these funny thingsComing out my tyreIs there something wrong mechanic?Is it very dire?…. Nothing to worry about sir…… Don MatthewsApril 2021
Christmas Angel
Finished Christmas dinner(Lovely Christmas pie)Saw a Christmas angelFloating in the sky…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
My Little Ode To Depression
I’m gonna write a depressPressing verse for youFull of dread and sorrowNo teeter ha ha hoo What you laughing for?….I haven’t started yet….. I feel depression weighingDown on me is itDepression with a big cap DJeez I feel like shit You’re in a bad way…. Thanks…. Don MatthewsNow no longer depressedApril 2021
Window Complaint
The customer complainedCan’t open windows (four)No matter how, how hard she tries(She’s OK with the doors)…. It’s not called a window lock for nothing madam….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Why Is My Car Sounding Different Mechanic?
My car sounds little differentTo what it did last nightMechanic why would that beWhy doesn’t it sound right?…. Looks like someone’s stolen your muffler ma’am…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Funeral Bungle
True story Two men died the same dayIn coffins (same) were laidPlaques with names were then attachedAt services they all prayed A Sydney funeral director has apologised after a shocking burial mixup.Plaques were placed on the wrong coffin. When the funeral service finished the lid was lifted for viewing….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 