OK Stan just tip itTip it next to meNo probs, I’ll hear it comingDon’t worry you can’t see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
I’m Gonna Break This Brickwork
I’m gonna break this brickwork withMy favourite go-tool toolUse fiercest concentration(Safety is my rule)….. One dedicated worker…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Covid Test
This Covid test’s a buggerMust have it I supposeIt’s such a bloody nuisanceIt just gets up my nose Don MatthewsJune 2021
Light Switch (Stan installed)
I am an aged care residentGone dark, needs turn on lightShit! what’s that loud whoop whooping sound?I just switched on a light?…. Manager John – I think we need to call installer Stan back……. I nearly had a heart attack John…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Why Is Man So Stupid?
Why is man so stupid?Why is man so dumb?Disappointed, angry makes meTo such depths succumb…. Why is man so stupid?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Tick Tock Writers Block
I’m suffering writers blockA myth I’m told (tick tock)Hang on, I feel a thoughtWhich I’ll now pen (I ought) Well done….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
The WP Board of Poetry Have Got It In For Me Again
The WP Board of PoetryHave got it in for meThey say I am embarrassingThe blog community Your spelling is atrociousYour grammar’s gone to shitYou’re mocking our Queen’s EnglishYour poetry don’t fit Doesn’t…… Wot?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Jumps at an Advertising Challenge
The local Chinese restaurantWished to advertiseSo Stan jumped at the challengeFor all the passing eyes….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
I’ll Only Be a Second Perc
Nah Perc, don’t need botherTo put this thing on lockI’ll only be a secondTo get this thing unblocked… You’re over 18 Stan. I trust you……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
The Letter Writer
I thought the art of letterWriting had expiredThat all communication nowWas transferred down a wire Last night I got a pleasant shockWhen sitting with a femaleA pen-and-paper letter wasReplacement for an email We’ve lost the art of so much pastTo far great a degreeI pen-and-paper poem draftsThis is an art. To me Don Matthews MarchContinue reading “The Letter Writer”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 