This photograph is rareIconic scene is shotThe film’s been seen around the world(It’s not Some Like It Hot)…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Tag Archives: poetry
Zoo with a Difference
At Chinese zoo in ChongoingThey do things differentlyPeople locked in mobile cageWhile animals roam free…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Rise Up and Make a Message
I am a woman suffragetteAll of us have titsRise up and make a messageRise up and use your tits…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
It’s a Man’s World
I’m ready for my breakfast dearEggs and bacon (three)Coffee, milk, with sugar (two)It’s a man’s world (me) You like your eggs runny? Sorry dear…… This ad for ties would be banned today Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Living with Maths
Understanding mathematicsIs important, yesGet a decimal wrongly placedYou’ll end up in a mess…. What’s wrong?…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan and Perc go to Russia
Here we are in Russia PercI do like what I seeGo tell them that you’re lost PercAsk them where’s the sea? I can’t speak Russian?….. Look lost and make waves with your hands……. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Francis found a baby(Francis was a friar)Found poor baby nobodyNestled in a tyre Production Notes Perc did a successful clown act to animate baby. Well done Perc Post Production Notes After its traumatic experience in the tyre (and with the loving help of Francis)it isContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – the Friar Francis Job”
Waiting Room
Three seats in the waiting roomAll three occupiedSoon it will be my turn(One then unoccupied),…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Seat
I need to sit down rest awhileIt’s been a long hard dayMinding kids and trumpetingWhat more can I say…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Bonkers Club
Anyone who posts each day is bonkers I’m in the Club of Bonkers(Not that sort of bonk)You wanna come and join us?Just give your horn a honk Entry denied…… What?…… Come on in…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 