I know it cost a lotOf money, but I’m nowAt the leading edge of fashionAll my friends say wow…. And my tats show through…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Stan’s Signwriting Company
I went to universityLearnt to hone my craftAdvertising signboardsNo longer are they daft…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Quandary
Write something incorporating the word ‘quandary’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO QUANDARY The girls are in a quandaryCos here it’s Sunday nightSo jolly unpredictableWhere best to get a bite I like Hungry Jack’s Lexx…… They’re closed Sunday Trixx…… We’re gonnaContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Quandary”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Clairvoyant
Write something incorporating the word ‘clairvoyant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO CLAIRVOYANT Trixxy says she’s psychicLexxy also tooBoth claim they’re clairvoyantClairvoyant hussys two I didn’t know the girls had this talent Fan……. Wonders will never cease…… DM
Stan Attends Bus Driving School
Went through the class with othersLearnt how to drive busTurned out was really simpleNo problems (yep) no fuss…. Don’t know what went wrong boss?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Good Heavens
Good heavens are you one of usHave you migrated hereFrom another countryLost your mode of steer?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insist
Write something incorporating the word ‘insist. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INSIST Insist they do, I am aDriver, (neuron slave)Complained they did to Union(Attempting butts to save) What nerve Fan……. They want Sat/Sun off as well….. Days of rest they say…… When do we get timeContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insist”
Stan’s Toilet Accessories Company
We wanted toilet extrasTo match the coloured wallsSo got in touch with specialistGave toilet Stan a call…. We love it Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stainless Steel
They said it was a new designMade of stainless steelMuch improved on previousBut not as soft to feel…. If it makes me look bigger I can put up with the hard……. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
What?
I write a lot of nonsenseDitties full of twatDoes that make me silly?Silly, stupid, what? Thanks buddy…… DM