Priscilla is FCS resident cat OK you think it’s funny?For my own good you sayThe idea you can stick itHave a happy day….meow Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: poetry
Motel Stop
My wife and I been drivingHard throughout the dayWe need a place to overnightStop, a place to stay…. Look dear the owner has come out to welcome us. How nice…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job
Was driving in my carWhen heard a sudden tinkleWondered what it could beThat goes tinkle tinkle…. Did a quick-fix job. Sorted…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hunk-Man
I am a pure-bred hunk-manThe chicks all think I’m radI use this stuff to give meAn under-smell of bad…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Clearly
Write something incorporating the word ‘clearly’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CLEARLY I should be able clearlyTo see but I cannotA naked nymph cavorting ‘fore meI can’t, my eyes are shot I gotta problem Fan…… DM
Enjoying the Moment
Phones have taken overHave to get the picHundreds I must captureToo many for to pick…. The way we use modern technologywe have a lot to answer for…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Walking the Poodle
I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept
Important that I let knowDrivers ’bout their signIf I don’t they will get stressedAt where has gone? their sign?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Covid Caps
We like our special virus capsTo keep Covid awaySome people laugh but we don’t careWe are all happy gay…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
I’d Like One of Those Dear
We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022