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Priscilla on Masks

Priscilla is FCS resident cat OK you think it’s funny?For my own good you sayThe idea you can stick itHave a happy day….meow Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 20, 2022Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, Covid, humour, masks, poetryLeave a comment on Priscilla on Masks

Motel Stop

My wife and I been drivingHard throughout the dayWe need a place to overnightStop, a place to stay…. Look dear the owner has come out to welcome us. How nice…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 19, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:clown, humour, motel, poetry4 Comments on Motel Stop

Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job

Was driving in my carWhen heard a sudden tinkleWondered what it could beThat goes tinkle tinkle…. Did a quick-fix job. Sorted…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car side mirror, humour, poetry, repair, stan2 Comments on Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job

Hunk-Man

I am a pure-bred hunk-manThe chicks all think I’m radI use this stuff to give meAn under-smell of bad…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 18, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, male cologne, poetryLeave a comment on Hunk-Man

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Clearly

Write something incorporating the word ‘clearly’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CLEARLY I should be able clearlyTo see but I cannotA naked nymph cavorting ‘fore meI can’t, my eyes are shot I gotta problem Fan…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 18, 2022Posted inFandango's One Word ChallengeTags:clearly, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Clearly

Enjoying the Moment

Phones have taken overHave to get the picHundreds I must captureToo many for to pick…. The way we use modern technologywe have a lot to answer for…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:missing the moment, mobile phone addiction, modern technology, poetry2 Comments on Enjoying the Moment

Walking the Poodle

I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, robot3 Comments on Walking the Poodle

Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept

Important that I let knowDrivers ’bout their signIf I don’t they will get stressedAt where has gone? their sign?…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 17, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:council, humour, poetry, stan, street signLeave a comment on Stan Manages the Council Sign Dept

Covid Caps

We like our special virus capsTo keep Covid awaySome people laugh but we don’t careWe are all happy gay…. Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:beanie, cats, Covid, humour, poetry3 Comments on Covid Caps

I’d Like One of Those Dear

We’re driving in the sunshineLorries going byCarrying different merchandiseSome you question why…. I’d like one of those dear. Good for family dinners…… Don MatthewsApril 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 16, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:frying pan, humour, poetry, truck2 Comments on I’d Like One of Those Dear

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