humour – Page 98 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Rehab

Just come out of rehabNurses very niceKeeping track of progressAlmost ridded vice Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Crown

Write something incorporating the word ‘crown’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CROWN Today’s word (yep) is crownSynonym is climaxMy head is coming up with somethingComing up addax A large antelope with lightly spiraled hornsof desert regions of northern Africa…… How’s about that…… DM

I Think We Gotta Problem

I think we gotta problemProblem with our truckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Flight

Write something incorporating the word ‘flight’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FLIGHT Today it is (yep) FridayI’m told the word is flightWhile you might read in daytimeI’m writing this at night DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Achieve

Write something incorporating the word ‘achieve’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ACHIEVE Today my challenge isMy challenge is achieveMy odes are only four lines longSo long, I now must leave DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckI don’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… I gotta problem dear…… DM

Backside Half

The way I walkMy backside halfI cannot helpSo please don’t laugh Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Attic

Write something incorporating the word ‘attic’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ATTIC My challenge for today isMy challenge is (yep) atticMy head has come alive at lastIt is no longer static DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am in a spot of troubleDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Wedding

The fish they were bitingThe preacher was gayEveryone was havingA lovely gay day Scroll down… DM