humour – Page 93 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Miffy and Tay Tay

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am draped around the neckThe neck of Tay Tay Tay Scroll down for Miffy… Meow…… DM

Pouch

The basic purpose of my pouchIs not to store a thingIt’s role is more important (yep)Ring-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Spoil

Write something incorporating the word ‘spoil’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TOP SPOIL I’m gonna write an odeAn ode that’s gonna spoilOne that doesn’t doesn’tDoesn’t even rhyme I’m gonna fix this problemProblem I did spoilI cannot leave you irritatedIrritated roil DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemProblem with the truckJust went over bumpy groundShit and wtf?Scroll down… DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?What is going on here?Doh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Loan

Write something incorporating the word ‘loan’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LOAN Loan (yep) in CroatianZajam is in CroatI’m leaning me CroatianI’ll finish on this note DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I’m in a spot of troubleDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Dog Paddle

I’m learning to dog paddleDoggy paddling meConsiderate of other dogsDoggy paddling me Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Normal

Write something incorporating the word ‘normal’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NORMAL My odes are far from normalOddish sorts of rhymesFull of empty nonsenseEmpty most of time DM

Miffy

My owner’s playing games with mePlaying games with meShe thinks it is hilarious Scroll down have looksee DM