humour – Page 85 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rambling

Write something incorporating the word ‘rambling’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RAMBLING My odes are nothing specialRambling on in rhymeNothing extra special they justRamble on in time DM

However Did This Happen?

However did this happen?I haven’t got a clueOne minute fine the next one notDid not know what to do? Scroll down… DM

Car

Got metal detectorWent to look for carWhere I thought I’d parked itHello? there you are? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sheepish

Write something incorporating the word ‘sheepish’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SHEEPISH Whatever am I doingWhat a waste of timeGotta use word sheepishWhat a nonsense rhyme DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Detector

Write something incorporating the word ‘detector’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DETECTOR I am a good detectorOf getting lines to rhymeThinking up a fourth lineAm coming up with chyme A semiliquid mass of partially digested foodthat passes from the stomach through thepyloric sphincter into the duodenum……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Detector”

Stan. Toilet Installer

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Lack of space availableWhere to put the looCupboard lying empty was theBest that I could do Scroll down…. We love it Stan…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Responsive

Write something incorporating the word ‘responsive’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RESPONSIVE Today I’m un responsiveHaven’t got the timeRunning out of ideasHead has gone to sleep DM

Floor

Helping mummy clean upMummy clean up floorHelping mummy clean upMummy clean up more Scroll down… DM

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Miffy

I don’t know how it happenedMy tongue it seems is stuckOne minute lick the next one lickThen lick then wtf? Scroll down… DM