humour – Page 82 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely timeDoh-si-do-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Purport

Write something incorporating the word ‘purport’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PURPORT Today’s word is purportWhat a stupid wordMy head is still el blankoThis poem is absurd DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Abide

Write something incorporating the word ‘abide’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ABIDE Today’s word is to (yep) abideSynonym to obeyMy head is still el blankoCan only think belay Something to which a mountainclimber’s rope can be secured…… How’s about that…… DM

Swing

I like to help our childrenSwinging on the swingSmile while mummy takes our picRing-a-ding-a-ding Scroll down… Shit, you OK dad?…… DM

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am but stuckDon’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Stan’s Boy on Aircon Job

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Aircon was not workingWent to investigateSafety is our mottoSafety up to dateScroll down.. Stan advising…… DM

We Don’t Know How It Happened ?

We don’t know how it happenedWe haven’t got a clueOne minute fine the next one notWe don’t know what to do ? Scroll down… DM

Rock

I am a rockI fell from skyWhy did I fall?I don’t know why? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Fatigued

Write something incorporating the word ‘fatigued’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO FATIGUED (Yep) today is SundayI am too fatiguedTo write an ode (yep) for today……………………………………. Yawn…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Bold

Write something incorporating the word ‘bold’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BOLD I’m gonna type this ode inType this ode in boldBut just for something differentThe last line will be plain DM