My neurons keep on tossing Words round in my head Stringing them in sentences On screen, which you’ve just read Most times they do a good job But sometimes they unhinge And seem to lose their neural plot And string quite stoopid fings Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words. And havingContinue reading “Neural Stringing”
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The Birth of Poet Don
Poet Don’s developing An image all his own He’s sorry he can’t text you yet He hasn’t got a phone Poet Don came into being aboutthree weeks ago. He may soundsimple, but don’t underestimate him.He offers words of wisdom to all of us. Thankyou Don…. You’re welcome….
Poet Don Reporting
Once again I’m in the caff Sitting on my bot Could’ve written bum like last But decided not PD Profound… Thankyou… Poet Don is from the illustrious Poets SocietyWe are honoured to have him with us
8,646
Eight thousand, six hundred and forty-six This number comprises the sum Of all those from 1 at beginning And ending with, yep…131 Well I’ll be…. Don MatthewsJune 2020 I counted on me fingas. He’s rite.(Your educated well-rounded nanotechnologist. About me https://wordpress.com/block-editor/post/donmatthewspoetry.com/1377)
Cockroach
I swear I saw a cockroach Looking back at me Thoroughly I cleaned the kitchen It now sparkling be Tomorrow I’m puttingone in the bathroom… Don MatthewsJune 2020 I just like playing round with words . And having fun.
Drunk Fairy Grounded
This chap he took a Ryanair Flight to Krakow, Poland There would’ve been no problem Except he’s on a roll, and… Fired up on the good stuff Fired up rather well He caused disturbance and surprise When dressed as Tinkerbell The police arrived to escort Green-dress-and-fairy-wings Off the plane (not ‘llowed to fly) Hey ring-a-ding-a-dingContinue reading “Drunk Fairy Grounded”
The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist
I’ve just gradyooated from The Yooniversity Proudly hold degree in hand Nanotecknology They tort me nano this and that And finger-count to three I’m now a round, well-educated Educated mee 1260 + 2740 = ? Dunno? Not nuff fingas….. Don MatthewsJune 2020 We seem to be missing out on teaching university students how to spellContinue reading “The Well-Educated and Rounded Nanotechnologist”
I’ve Got a Problem
There’s too much going on My little head just can’t cope If it were bigger it might just manage Either God didn’t make it big enough Or we’ve made too much for it Bad planning I say See my problem? Don Matthews May 2020 I just like playing round with words. And having fun
My Friend Mark
I’m lying on the sofa Staring at the wall Trapped here by this lockdown Having such a ball Been staring days and many hours At mark that’s on the wall Been wondering what to do about it Wondering at all Lockdown’s been and gone now Time spent with my friend mark Gave me endless entertainmentContinue reading “My Friend Mark”
Poet donny matthews
My name is donny matthews donny with a d I’ve signed my poem (in line 2) For posterity I hope I will go down as Poet donny m Cos no-one that I know of Lower caps name them modigliani…. wot?…. Signeddonny m
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 