Drunk Fairy Grounded

This chap he took a Ryanair

Flight to Krakow, Poland

There would’ve been no problem

Except he’s on a roll, and…

Fired up on the good stuff

Fired up rather well

He caused disturbance and surprise

When dressed as Tinkerbell

The police arrived to escort


Off the plane (not ‘llowed to fly)

Hey ring-a-ding-a-ding

Ryanair are calling for

Airport limit drinks

To stop more Tinkers, Robin Hoods?

From causing airplane jinx

Tinkerbell she would’ve been

Unimpressed with him

Disrupting aircraft passengers

To satisfy a whim

No. Readers of my verses

You’ll definitely agree

That Tinkerbell would never sprinkle

Fairy dust on he

Now parents please don’t read

This poem to your kids

They’ll think Tinker’s gone bonkers

And gone and hit the skids

Don Matthews
August 2018


Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

5 thoughts on “Drunk Fairy Grounded

  1. You can see I wrote this 2 years ago when it happened. When writing about factual happenings I like to provide a link to the actual event to show I haven’t taken off on a flight of fancy. Fortunately it was still there. Guess it shows once something goes up it’s there forever…


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