humour – Page 353 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Poet Don and his Botted Chair

I’m sitting in the cafe My favourite chair’s been got The curvature I put it in Don’t suit the gotter’s bot Sorry to hear your chair’s been taken…. Thankyou….. Poet Don is a valuable asset to the FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society

Unskew

I drink my cappuccino Write poems in a caff And as Americans might say My lines can give a laugh Now thankfully America Has come to my rescue Without their helpful accent My lines would sound unskew Don Matthews May 2018

Priscilla Thought She’d be Smart and Show Off….

Our lovely cat Priscilla Surefooted, quick, and able Was being clever, showing off And just fell off the table (Serves her right…..) Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Priscilla’s Milk Bowl

We bought Priscilla a new milk bowl The old one was getting a bit tatty Seems she was sill attached to the old one Don MatthewsAugust 2020

Very Nice Priscilla

Priscilla our cat went exploring In a glass vase, what the heck Smashed it on floor into pieces Decorated herself round her neck Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Teaches the Class Division

Listen in my flock…. Yes Poet Don…. A real estate agent’s a person Whose children at school learn division Then return home at night to their real estate dad And learn all about subdivision I wanna learn subdivision Poet Don…. Lot’s of quick money in it Johnny… ?? Poet Don is a valuable asset toContinue reading “Poet Don Teaches the Class Division”

Users Security is Important to Us

Security’s important To us at Kinguin Passwords must be very long So hackers can’t get in Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020

My Trip to the Bank

I went to the bank to draw money Wearing my nice new black mask Seems I picked wrong one for occasion Wrong one I picked for the task That’s your ski one…. Oh…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Roy’s Leg

Girls if you’re missing a man in your life Someone to share scrambled egg Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg Designed as an adult collectable The leg (labelled) is not a toy As bonus you get the foot thrown in I’m told it’s from someoneContinue reading “Roy’s Leg”