Shaun had just got shearedOf his woollen shanksWhen Shaun got up the shearer saidWhat do you say Shaun? “Thanks” Can’t find shanks in dictionary?…. It’s in mine…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Ralph’s Getting to Priscilla
He’s really been annoying meRetaliate, let’s see?Let’s figure how to get him backUsing strategy…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Thump Thump
My thanks to the Yorkshire duo for use of phrase ‘Thump Thump’ and daffodil inspire. I could not have done it without their help. Thankyou Today I’m in the cafeBecause it’s rather hotMy heart is beating thump thump(Coz I’m alive, dead not) Daffodil on tableLooking back at meSays Don are you likingDrinking your coffee? IContinue reading “Thump Thump”
Giving Birth
I went into the hospital(The pregnancy was long)The birth was by cesareanHe said that he was strong…. Why are you laughing?….It’s real, not staged…. Is it?… Don MatthewsMarch 2021
All the Girls They Love Me
All the girls they love meGirls they think I’m greatI oil my muscles regularlyAm ‘vailable for date…. Oooh….you’re so lovely Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Stan the Pressure Water Guy
Stan’sour pressure water guyCleans dirty cars all dayLunchbreak sees a different sideInventiveness on spray…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
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Stan the Kitchen Cum Sofa Maker
Now Stan’s an expert kitchenMaker, sofas tooWe asked for something differentAnd this is what he do….. We love it Stan….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
From the FCS Vault of Silly Songs – ‘ Da Vorne Steht Ne Ampel’ Der Plan
Skip thought you’d like this one. It’s about traffic lights Is that you Ingrid?…. Is that Slovenian they’re singing? English lyrics below There is a traffic light up ahead,come quickly, it lights up redAll people are waiting, but we, but we, but weBut we have long since left There is a traffic light up front,stop,Continue reading “From the FCS Vault of Silly Songs – ‘ Da Vorne Steht Ne Ampel’ Der Plan”
Priscilla Pops In For Coffee
I’ve just popped in for coffeeTo caff where Don drops inEscape from busy trafficEscape from all the din….. She’s guarding my coffee while I’m in the loo…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 