Johnny and Amber flew DownunderSmuggling in Pistol and BooWe don’t need permission to bring themWhich everyone else has to do Don’t you mind the mean quarantine man Boo’sy, daddy will sort it out….. woof Agriculture Minister gave the couple an ultimatum: get rid of the dogs or authorities would euthanise them within 50 hours. “It’sContinue reading “Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015”
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Sign
I try and put my message upFor everyone to seeGet real annoyed when I get blockedDrives me up a tree…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Suggests a Good Cost-Cutting Idea
Give us some ideas StanHow can we save on costsProducing our top biscuits andNo buyers being lost?…. We like it Stan ….. great idea Your Slop Slurp soup…..| Yes?….. Half-fill the can…. Ingenious…. Come and work for us….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Tupperware Party
I’ve just received an inviteTuxedo I must dressA Tupperware-themed partyTo which I have said yes RSVP Buckingham Palace Don MatthewsApril 2021
Social Distancing
To help you work out distancingThis advice we sayWill give you some idea of howFar apart to stay…. moo…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
I Need to Paint the Ceiling
I need to paint the ceilingA ladder I’ve not gotSo thought I’d compromiseAnd use just what I’ve got…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Does Some Electrical Work Over the Lake
I had to reach the wiresStringing ‘cross the lakeThought up the bestest pathwayPathway I should take…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Kiddie Slide
Commissioned the Department(The one for children’s slides)To make for village playgroundA kiddie’s one to ride…. The children all love it. Thankyou Department….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Society for Addicted Poets (SAP) Moves In With FCS
We’re happy little addictsAddicts 1, 2, 3Stringing words togetherThen call it poetry We are addicted poetsAddicted to createMarried to our keyboards(Breakfast it can wait) Have to get our thoughts downAlready now lunchtimeMarried to our keyboards(I gotta finish rhyme….) We’ve tried to break the habitJust a waste of timeMarried to our keyboards(Still haven’t finished rhyme….) We’reContinue reading “Society for Addicted Poets (SAP) Moves In With FCS”
Watch the Sky
As you walk aroundAlways watch the skyBe alert to what you seeAnd what is falling by…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 