In 1888A dog named Jack (not Joe)Could bark a simple answerAnd get it right first go 2 + 1 Jack?…. bark bark bark bark woof….. Well done fella…. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the team Don MatthewsMay 2021
Tag Archives: humour
The Happy Glassblower
I am a happy blowerOf glass, and moulding itAt end of day when all blowed outRelax a little bit…. The Glassblowers Union inform me this is not Stan…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Scooter Riders Club
We of the Scooter Riders ClubOn safety are shit hotWe follow rules we all swear toOur rules aren’t tommy rot…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Why You Kicking Me?
Why on earth you kicking me?This I didn’t startEven though you’re made of sticksDon’t you have a heart?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Air Mattress
Jumping on an airMattress is great funUp and down and up and downShit, where’s my brother gone?…. Ooops….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Rag Doll
I love my little sisterI love my rag doll tooI swing it round with gustoI swing it round I do…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Chain Jumper
I’m in a bit of hurryA chain it won’t stop meHave jumped o’er many chains beforeSuccessful, yep, I be…. Shit…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Recliner Chair
This is a chair (recliner)I’ll show you how it worksJust press this little button here…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
The Errant Olive
You ask me how I got hereI’ll tell you in a wordA swallow did an olive swallowDropped it in a turd Swallows don’t eat olives…. Parrot?…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Shifts Concrete
Stan’s a concrete shifterHandstands part of skillAlmost has perfected itEventually he will…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 