Can you Stan investigateThis funny sound up hereA funny sound I hear all nightThis funny sound I hear…. Nothing up here m’am……… Don MatthewsJune 2021 Pleased to see Stan’s practising safety first……
Tag Archives: humour
Cradling the Baby
I’m cradling our sweet baby(My partner feeds by breast)I try to make her happy byCradling to my chest…. Unfortunate…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Reporting on the Black and Dangerous
What’s black and dangerousSits in a tree?A crow with machine gunMakes sense to me Rat tat tat…… Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJune 2021
I’m Very Safety Conscious When Driving the Van (says Stan)
I’m very safety consciousWhenever driving vanUse the right equipmentAlways, when I can…. I always wear my boots…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Fixes the Compressors
Compressors, I’m an expertFixing them’s my bizExtremely safety consciousI’ll fix them where they is…. I work best in my flip-flops……. Call Stan when your compressor needs compressingDiscount for 100th floor……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Digs Into a Motor
Why waste pneumatic energyWhen I can look from hereI’ve got it Perc no problemsCan jump right down from here…. Good on you Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Just a Few More Inches Perc
Just a few more inches PercDamn, we work so wellSafety is our mottoI never once have fell Thanks to you buddy…… Perc has his hard hat on. Very safety conscious….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Poet Don Reporting on an Amazing Record Set in Austria 1993
Ralf was a pancake flipperWho lived in place called LinzHe flipped his cake 4-1-8 timesIn all of availble two mins Good onya Ralf….. Pancake was buggered….. Inedible….. The crowd cheered…..’go Ralf’ Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things if interest and no interestHe is an asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc at Work
We are happy workersStan and Perc us twoSafety is our mottoSafety first we do…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Don’t Worry Stan I’m Holding You
As you are my buddyQuick, fix what’s down there wrongI’ll do my best to hold youJust don’t be there too long…. (muffled) big problem down here Perc…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 