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The Wafer Challenge

Architect I challenge youDesign a new high-riseCompletely out of wafersUniform in size…. Done…… Next challenge?…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 18, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:architecture, humour, poetry2 Comments on The Wafer Challenge

Ralph Enjoys His Exercise

Ralph is our FCS resident dog Ralph enjoys his exerciseChasing next door’s dogKnows a lot of tricks he doesDid this one for blog…. Go Ralph…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 18, 2021Posted inRalph, FCS resident dogTags:dog, humour, poetry3 Comments on Ralph Enjoys His Exercise

All Clear?

I am in desperate need of goingAre you in there dear?No reply (all quiet)Yep, it looks all clear…. Don MatthewsJuly 2101

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 17, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, poetry, toilet2 Comments on All Clear?

Stan Designs a Parking Station

I’m looking forward to this jobOf painting parking lotI’ve had a lot experienceI’ll give it all I got…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 17, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, parking station, poetry, stan3 Comments on Stan Designs a Parking Station

Stan Checks the Neighbour’s Plumbing

I did a thorough check ofMy neighbour’s house (the pipes)Everything looked hunky doryNone of us said yikes…. Shit, did I leave the tap on dear? Sorry…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 17, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, plumbing, poetry, taps2 Comments on Stan Checks the Neighbour’s Plumbing

Stan Paints Road Signs

My direction know-how’s top-rateMy right hand’s on my rightImportant when road paintingTo get directions right…. Problem boss?….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:humour, painting, poetry, road signs, stan3 Comments on Stan Paints Road Signs

Wenny

Wenny’s my pet chickenI take with me to bedOn waking in the morningShe lays for me an egg Isn’t she nice….. She then goes into the garden and does her business How thoughtful….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2021Posted inUncategorizedTags:chicken, humour, pet, poetry2 Comments on Wenny

Why Is It Not Working Daddy?

I’m doing what my daddy saidHow it should be doneWhy is it not working?He said it’s lots of fun…. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 16, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cows, humour, poetry7 Comments on Why Is It Not Working Daddy?

You Done Out There Yet Perc?

Hey Perc, you finished, done out there?I’m waiting to come outAlmost Stan, just quick-lick shakeShake to dry me spout….. Gimme a break. I gotta make it rhyme somehow….. Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:humour, poetry, stan, toilet, urinal3 Comments on You Done Out There Yet Perc?

Colour and Length

I had a bit of troubleRemembering what they’re calledAt least I knew the colourThe colour and how tall…. Looks like Stan at work again…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 15, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bananas, humour, poetry6 Comments on Colour and Length

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