I am a very luckyATM machineCamouflaged discretelyHidden, hardly seen…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Hand/Eye Co-ordination
Hand/eye co-ordinationImportant you agree?I practice hand/eye every dayScroll down and have looksee…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Builds a Shimmering Kitchen
I specialize in kitchensOf a different kindHere’s a sample of my work(On the bench I signed…) Stan was here…… Not professional boss?….. You can’t see it. It’s under the cake. Boss said don’t let the owners see.Sorted…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Poet Don Teaches English for Beginners
I didn’t object to the objectThe object didn’t object to meWe got along quite nicely togetherDid me and the object, you see? Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Poet Don Reporting on an Extreme Act in England 1993
My husband’s a magicianHe’s never ever homeKilled/cooked his rabbit served for dinnerNow no longer roams Gosh….. Gosh indeed Moral – keep your rabbit under lock and key…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Test Run
When cars are manufacturedThey need to be test runHere you see a lot of themBeing test run done…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc John he was a junkieTransformed by the LordPerc and I we did a coverAll we said was gawd…. Production Notes Tie – studio wardrobeSyringe and crucifix provided by John Don MatthewsAugust 2021
I Thought That Was a Dog
I thought that was a dog‘Til someone said I’m wrongI had to stop and look againRe-look hard and long…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Stan Solves an Attic Problem
We have an upstairs attic butNo room to put in stairsStan came up with bright ideaHow to get up there…. We would never have thought of this Stan. Thankyou…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Lions Rampant. Screech
We are two lions rampantHolding in our pawsMighty one King ParrotWhy you ask? because…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 