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Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRun into a bus?…. I’m sure it will work dear……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 13, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:car safety, humour, poetry, seat belt4 Comments on Seat Belt

Toy Gun

Just bought meself a toy gunGotta try it outYep it works a doozyGot a bit of clout…. Cowboys and Indians with the boys. Kaboom…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 13, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:guns, humour, poetry, rocket2 Comments on Toy Gun

We are a Happy Couple

We are a happy coupleWe love our pussy catAlso the one stretched out on wallNo longer on his mat…. BTW This is not Priscilla…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 13, 2021Posted inFamily photos, Random verse revealTags:cat, family photograph, humour, poetry, tiger4 Comments on We are a Happy Couple

Kickin’ Jeans

These jeans are made for kickin’And that’s just what they’ll doOne of the days these days these jeans are gonnaKick shit outa you I’m deteriorating. Sorry. Nancy’s fault… What every ball-kicking guy needs….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:clothing, humour, jeans, poetry9 Comments on Kickin’ Jeans

Sideshow Kate

I do enjoy the sideshowsThis one here looks greatFlexing muscles one, two, threeFlexing-muscle Kate…. Jeez Kate…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:boxing, humour, poetry, sideshow2 Comments on Sideshow Kate

Merry Christmas from the Bergerons

We’ve made a special Christmas cardFor everyone this yearFrom us happy BergeronsFull of Christmas cheer…. Merry Christmas everyone…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 12, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:christmas card, humour, poetry3 Comments on Merry Christmas from the Bergerons

Priscilla Says Get Stuffed

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS’s resident cat and dog Ralph wants to come inFrom the outside coldOver, over, over triesCilla says get stuffed…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident cat, Ralph, FCS resident dogTags:cat, dog, humour, poetry9 Comments on Priscilla Says Get Stuffed

Chucky Norris

I am a Chucky Norris ManWear myself with prideShowing off my Chucky pantsWith legs open wide…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:fashion, footballer, humour, poetry4 Comments on Chucky Norris

Hound’s Tooth

I’ve got the latest fashion pantsBased on tooth of houndAll the girls adore me, yepFollow me around…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 11, 2021Posted inFASHION FAILSTags:fashion, humour, menswear, poetry4 Comments on Hound’s Tooth

Jeez Dad What You Doing?

Jeez dad what you doing?Knocking over meI’ve been a really good boyJust walking to the sea…. Why dad?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 10, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, penguin, poetry3 Comments on Jeez Dad What You Doing?

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