We all went out a’lookingTo find a pulpit forOur Hallowed Church Beside the Sea(Just made it through the door)…. Speak up. Sea noisy…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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Stan the Security Guard
Just taken on the jobTo check securityAny faults I find, correctHello? What’s this I see?…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Filling Up the Gas Tank
Is the gas tank filled hon?Yes love, topped up, doneThen foot down on acceleratorLet’s go, let’s go hon…. Shit. Forgot to pay. Back up hon…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Green Outfit
Put on my latest outfitBought at the local storeTook a walk down avenue(Might go back for more)…. I’d quite like the yellow number too…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Bricks
Filling a holeThat was the doorRan out of bricksCome back for more…. Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Stryper
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Stryper was a rock bandWanted something newPut our heads togetherSaid how will this do? Production Notes Promotion shot to help launch their career Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Outfits studio wardrobe Post Production Notes The boys were thrilled with our ‘gazing up atContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – Stryper”
Poet Don Reporting on a Little Known Fact of DH Lawrence
Lawrence of initials DHLiked climbing mulberry trees which were skewedLittle David was different to other kidsHe liked climbing up in the nude And down…… Well I’ll be…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Another group of choristersCame singing ‘Born to Die’We thought this so upliftingUplifting, Perc and I Production Notes We didn’t have to do much to this swinging steps cover Smiles. Singing an uplifting song Post Production Notes Perc and I packed up humming B2D.A lovely dayContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio
Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc.They have returned from a long periodof Covid lockdown and have invited us into their workshop again. How nice…. This band om musos came to usWanted something flashWe thought they looked and sounded shitBut did the job, took cash Production Notes We thought their manager (seated)Continue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio”
Dickmans
Mummy’s bought me DickmansYummy Dickman’s spreadMade from lovely animalsFor purpose (specially bred)…. Yum…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 