Ralph is FCS resident dog We’re back to bloody lockdownCan’t go outside and runMy owner says I can use this…… Isn’t he kind…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
Cilla Loves Her Telly
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Cilla loves her tellyProgram ‘Cats on Heat’She gets this glazed fixated lookStuck, glued to her feet…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Activists in Adelaide
I am an Adelaide activistOn road myself have gluedBrought peak hour traffic to standstillCos just was in the mood Glued down for me grandkidsGlued for Mother EarthGlued down for humanityGlued down for wot it’s worth Help!….I need the loo officer Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla at her Meal
Priscilla is FCS resident cat It’s rude you looking at meWhile eating at my mealIf I were drooling over your plateHow do you think you’d feel?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
A Pleasant Stroll Outside
Been out to do my businessA stroll around the yardGetting rather cold thoughRe-entry’s never hard…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla Loves Everyone at FCS
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla is our residentCat at FCSShe’s loving, kind and gentleNever any fuss…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Bambi and Bunny
Hop up Bambi let’s go playIn the meadow gailyWith our friends the butterflies(We go do this daily)…. Chomp….. Looks like from a Bambi movie. I’m sure they’re spat out all healthy-like later in the movie…….. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
The Revolving Cube
Watch the cube revolvingHanging in the airPerception is a strange thingThe brain is unaware…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla Visits the White House
Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’ve had a special invite toThe White House (brushed my fur)The highlight of my visit will beOn lap First Lady (purr)….. Has your puss had an invite like Cilla Fandango?….. We have a special ‘training-for-royalty’ course here at FCS……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Take Her For a Spin
Here’s something for your interestTo take your girlfriend inI’m sure it will impress herTake her for a spin…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 