Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Our cat and dog at FCSCan change from day to dayOne day loving, next day notThis test tells us which way…… The FCS Finger Test…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Tag Archives: humour
My New You-Beaut Phone
Just bought myself a you-beaut phoneA hundred different appsCounts to 10 and also hasUseful lunar maps… Can even phone home…….smart phone this is…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
My Boy is Into Fireworks
My boy is into fireworksExploding things with careHis latest trick’s bit ordinary butYou have to start somewhere…. Mr Jones wasn’t very happy when it landed on his roof…… I’ll be more careful with the car mummy…… He’s a nice lad really…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Apprentice Perc Reprimands Stan for Drinking. Again
When someone wants wants a door built StanDon’t drink before you doIt can affect the mathematicsAnd affect the glue…. I like it. I want one too…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
My First Time at the Gym
This is a new adventureWith all these strange machinesTo keep me fit and regularFitter than I’ve been This one looks interesting…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
No Idea
Some people just have no ideaWhat gets inside their head?Common sense goes out the windowTo me they’re just brain-dead…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Priscilla Receives a Special Invitation
Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla’s been invited(Because she has finesse)To lead the fashion modelsIn all the latest dress…. Isn’t she nice?. We’re all very proud of her at FCS…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Racoon Repellant
Bought this ‘coon repellantTold was guaranteedHappy very was IDid the trick indeed…. Buy SHOT GUN. Guaranteed success. Bang bang…….. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Soldier Stan
Stan he went to trainingCamp in prep for warHere we see him practicingIn front of someone’s door,…. Go Stan…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Walmart Shallots
Shallots are very fragileCannot be handled/touchedMellisa’s gone and fixed this for usThank you very much…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 