This is how you do itCarefully, my sonTiptoe through the tulipsYour turn now my son… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Stan Finishes Day at the Carwash
Just finished, yep, my days workCar’s looking bit like shitWill just drop into carwashAnd wash the shit off it…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Pussy
Yes I’ve tasted PussyAnd yes it’s very yumI recommend it to youWhy don’t you go try some…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair
Up you go there kiddiesUp, then round and roundI’ll be waiting here for youHere when you come down…. Where’s Uncle Fan?…… He’s in bed with a bad cold……Poor Uncle Fan. Get better quick Uncle Fan……Uncle Fan’s more gentle…… Sorry, Uncle Stan’s the best we could do…… Isn’t it nice the kiddies are thinking of youContinue reading “Uncle Stan Stands in for Uncle Fan at the Fair”
My Rhyme Beats to the Rhythm
My rhyme beats to the rhythmThe rhythm of my heartIf it wasn’t regularI would fall apart Clunk…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
G.K. Chesterton, Cheese, and Me
“Poets have been mysteriously silenton the subject of cheese” GK ChestertonEnglish author and critic GK says he was unaware of my contribution in this areaPity…… ODE TO CHEESE I’m sitting in the restaurantStaring at my cheeseDon’t know what to write aboutAny idea please? Think it’s thinking something upIt’s trembling (on the spot)Of course my littleContinue reading “G.K. Chesterton, Cheese, and Me”
A Challenge for you Architect
A challenge for you architectOur family keeps growingWe’d like to stay but need more roomWe’re up to overflowing…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Snow Plough
Went on my daily walkOn the usual trackSnow on road had all been clearedSaw this coming back…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Fly Swatter
This bloody fly annoyed meSo out my swatter gotThe fly did meet it’s makerThe swatter caught it got…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Stan Saves Wall Collapse
Had a lot of practiceRepairing bulging wallsUse my special fix-it glueGuaranteed no fall…. Bubble gum boss…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 