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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reticent

Write something incorporating the word ‘reticent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO RETICENT Are we reticent?Reticent we’re notWe’re out on the street2am what?…. My spikes are killing me Lexx…….. Don’t want to appear reticent though…… Good onya Trixx…… DM

English for Beginners

I saw a saw on ground, I didThe saw looked back at meWhat on earth is going onThought I? said saw “I see” Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan In Builds a Bike Lane

I’ve built a lot of bikeLanes(I’m expert in)Avoid obstructions is the ruleI many contracts win…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

What?

Parked my car in the street last nightThought it was safe, secureWoke up, had a look out in street this morningNow I am not so sure…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Living Strings Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Living Strings (unusual name)Played music on their stringsWhile Perc and I got on with job(They said they didn’t sing – sorry) Production Notes The Studio ended up a bit smoke-clogged. We’re not sure the music workedThe test girls chain-smoked the whole time Post ProductionContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Living Strings Job”

Mary

I really like you MaryPlease let me give you kissYou’re sweet and nice and gentleYou fill me with such bliss…. Shit Mary!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Missing the Moment

I’ve waited years to watchThe zero to go clickI can’t believe I missed itI am a stupid dick You ask how come I missed it?(Me the stupid dick)Distracted by my girlfriendA dick as well as fick…. It’s nice and symmetrical she says…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Fish Lord

I am the Keeper of the FishMy title’s Great Fish LordI don’t know why can’t get a bite?I’m getting rather bored…. Wrong bait?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Shadow

I do not like my shadowCan I make you die?Worked out how to do it, yepGotcha shadow, bye…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cuddle

Write something incorporating the word ‘cuddle’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUDDLE Cuddle rhymes with BuddleA surname in USVery rare they tell me(And all have an address) Good to know…… You know any Buddles Fan? ……. Considering the Buddle rarity you would be very privileged ifContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cuddle”