Write something incorporating the word ‘shady’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies They’ve just come in off the street Fan They apologise for their lateness….. ODE TO SHADY Some are saying we’re shadyNot right, we’re both upfrontUpfront we’re also very good atGoing onContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Shady”
Tag Archives: humour
Morning Waddle
I’ve waddled this same pathMany many daysWhy does it feel bit differentWhere my feet now lay?…. Shit duck…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Beguiled
Write something incorporating the word ‘beguiled’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BEGUILED He said he was beguiledEnchanted with my bodI gave him slap and tickleAnd showed him where I’m flawed Which he thought was odd…… DM
Middle of the Track
Got a little problemHappened don’t know why?Middle of the track I keptHappened don’t know why?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Nasty
Write something incorporating the word ‘nasty’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITTLE NASTY I am a little nastyI spread round lots of shitWho created nasty me?This writer did, did it With a little help from you Fan…… He sounds a little shit…….. DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Referral
Write something incorporating the word ‘referral’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxie and Lexxie are two hussy buddies ODE TO REFERRAL Had such a good night on the street TrixxPerformance of you did excelSuch that you got lots of referralsThe Mayor the Council as well Shit Lexx, weContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Referral”
Stan Picks Up His Car on the 23rd
Got a letter telling meConstruction (when begins)23rd of June it saidGotta get car, go in…. 23rd was yesterday mate…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Ralph Helps in the Kitchen
Ralph is FCS resident dog Show the reader what RalphWe do when finished dinWhere the dirty dishes goWhere we put them in…. Good dog…… Woof…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Praise to my Friend Vladamir
All praise to my friend VladamirHe knows just what to doA genius politicianGenius through and through Trump for president…… Yay!…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Warming Up My Genitals
In winter when they hang downThey sort’ve get bit chillyI’ve found this way for me works wellBut some say it’s bit silly…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022