humour – Page 24 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fido

Mummy Fido problemMummy Fido shitFido’s causing chaosFido chaos it Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Systematic

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘systematic’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SYSTEMATIC (Yep) today is SundayDespite my day of restSystematic gotta useThere, I done my best DM

Ladder

When I’m on a ladderSafety is my goalSafety is my mottoSafety is my goal Scroll down… DM

Truck

I think I gotta problemProblem with my truckI don’t know how it happenedShit and wtf? Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Words

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘words’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WORDS (Yep) today is SaturdayThe challenge here is wordsI’ve said it many times beforeThis challenge is absurds DM

Carriage

Coming home from holidays(She doesn’t seem to mind)Riding in a carriageShe doesn’t seem to mind Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Decision

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘decision’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DECISION I’m making a decisionOne I make each timeTo think up something differentDifferent, but still rhyme DM

Cecil

Hello? my name’s CecilHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-do-si-day Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Bother

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘bother’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BOTHER Bother in CroatianIs gnajaviti (Croat)I’m liking my CroatianI’ll finish on this note DM

Changing Lanes

Watch out we are comingWe are changing lanesLeaving from existingFrom existing lane Scroll down… DM