Priscilla is FCS resident cat I love our deliveryDelivery manI show my affectionWhenever I can…. We have spoken to Priscilla. You just don’t do this. She just meowed….. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Tag Archives: humour
Birthday Cake
I got a chocolate birthday cake(It cam to me it did)As well as fancy birthday cakeIt came with fancy lid…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Goes Into Pill Production
After much researchDemand I’ve found is thereFor new and different pills like mine(I sell them as a pair)…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Snow Shopping
Been to the supermarketWent to buy some snowPaid for it at the checkoutPut it on the car…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Priscilla on Masks
Priscilla is FCS resident cat OK you think it’s funny?For my own good you sayThe idea you can stick itHave a happy day….meow Don MatthewsApril 2022
Motel Stop
My wife and I been drivingHard throughout the dayWe need a place to overnightStop, a place to stay…. Look dear the owner has come out to welcome us. How nice…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan Does a Quick-Fix Job
Was driving in my carWhen heard a sudden tinkleWondered what it could beThat goes tinkle tinkle…. Did a quick-fix job. Sorted…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
Hunk-Man
I am a pure-bred hunk-manThe chicks all think I’m radI use this stuff to give meAn under-smell of bad…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Clearly
Write something incorporating the word ‘clearly’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CLEARLY I should be able clearlyTo see but I cannotA naked nymph cavorting ‘fore meI can’t, my eyes are shot I gotta problem Fan…… DM
Walking the Poodle
I’m taking my pet poodleFor her daily walkNo-one pays attentionNo-one stops to talk Other dogs aren’t interestedThink she’s bit aloofNot even worth a sniff or twoNot even worth a woof…. No-one realizesWhat a gem she isUrineless and pooplessNowhere leaves her biz Say hello to the people…… rattle rattle…… Don MatthewsApril 2022
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