Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Just installed a wiperHad it serviced, checkedWorks just like it should doShould do, serviced, checked Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Tag Archives: humour
A Fascinating Creature Sweetie
A fascinating creature sweetieIs the manta rayDo not be scared, they’re very shyAnd do not like to play Yes mummy. Hello mister ray…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Sweep
Write something incorporating the word ‘sweep’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SWEEP People sweep the streetsI hearBefore machinesThey did appear DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Circumspect
Write something incorporating the word ‘circumspect’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CIRCUMSPECT My odes are always circumspectNo risks at all I takeThey’re sensible and meaningfulNo risks I ever take DM
Little Shit
Just wanted a friendlyGame to get fitHis idea was differentLittle bugger little shit Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Contact a UFO
Change carbon vibrationContact a UFOBuy some magic mushroomsContact a UFO Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Daily Stroll
I like to take my petFor a daily strollImportant for it’s mental healthDo not laugh lol Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Priscilla and Ralph. Best Friends
Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Minding my own businessHaving thoughts of sleepBloody paw attacks meBloody little creep
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Description
Write something incorporating the word ‘description’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DESCRIPTION What sort of descriptionOn odes you put, what?What sort of description?Just old tommy rot How rude Fan…… DM
Our Baby Is Two Years Old Today
Our baby he is two years oldTwo years old todayIt’s time to blow the candles outBlow the flames away Don MatthewsJanuary 2023
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 