Write something incorporating the word ‘straight’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO STRAIGHT My odes are straight (yep)Lines (yep) fourWhat is their meaning?What are they for? Dunno Fan?…… DM
Tag Archives: humour
Johnny
I wanna pee in froggieCan I mummy? Please?I wanna pee in green oneCan I mummy? Please? Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Ralph and Ball
Ralph is FCS resident dog Ready for the ball Ralph?Ready for the catch?Watch it very carefullyCarefully then catch Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Looper Trio Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Looper Trio sang with voiceOf the Saving HandReaching down from Heaven (yep)Reaching down with Hand Production Notes Outfits Studio wardrobeYoung Jamie wanted a red tie Hymnal Studio warehouse Photographer Perc was able to capture a real religious lookWell done Perc PostContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Looper Trio Job”
Harry at the Grammy (In Style)
Harry at the GrammyIn a diamond suitCo-ordinating tattoosHarry you’re so cute (Harry’s multi-coloured jumpsuit by Ergonlab) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Dog Training
Ralph is FCS resident dogThis is not Ralph Some people don’t trainTrain dogs at allResulting devastation(Said dog has a ball) Ralph is appalled…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dr Fishbein Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc This one we took seriousIt made a lot of senseDesigned cover accordinglyThen took their dollar/cents Production Notes The doctor brought with him the growing girl We thought monochrome suited a serious subject Photographer Perc was able to capture thatrequired serious pose withContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Dr Fishbein Job”
Labels
Chinese know their fabricsKnow their fabrics rightPrint on all the labelsLabels, black on white Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Eagle
The eagle isA powerful birdFlapping wingsFrom miles are heard It’s the eagle. Shit…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Plus
Write something incorporating the word ‘plus’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PLUS Plus was very positiveNegative was notWhat a silly useless odeSilly useless twat Best I could do Fan…… DM