I don’t know how it happenedMy tongue it seem it stuckOne minute lick the next one lickThen shit and wtf DM
Tag Archives: humour
I Got a Bit of Problem
I got a bit of problemHappened don’t know howSuddenly appeared beneathAnd I couldn’t go DM
Some People Think I’m Silly
Some people think I’m sillyI guess, suppose, I amBut so was someone else from hereA guy called Milligan He did become quite famousMade people smile, laugh. cheerCan I can then also then becomeBy nonsensing on here? Although I am quite sillyI have a serious sideThe trick is how to balance themAnd keep things smooth. TheContinue reading “Some People Think I’m Silly”
House for Sale
House for saleDone in styleHad a loadPlenty tile From a real estate agent ad Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Renew
Write something incorporating the word ‘renew’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RENEW My energy is dwindlingFor my ode tonightAm sipping gin and tonic toRenew, but high as kite Best I could do Fan…… DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Rathbuns Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc The Rathbuns were a quintetInto tasting GodAnd when they’d finished tastingDecided he was good Production Notes Outfit Studio wardrobe Hair Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Photographer Perc was able to capture beautiful Christian smilesWell done Perc They sang their title track ‘I’veContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Rathbuns Job”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Name
Write something incorporating the word ‘name’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO NAME Tonight my ode is nothing (why?)Why you ask is that?Blockage in my brain’s the nameDat my friend is dat DM
Noddy and Big Ears Rewrite for Modern Readers
Noddy to be rewrittenBig Ears also tooIn same-sex relationshipYippee yippee doo DM
3 Days
I gotta get some NasaSpray it on my scalpSaid that just in 3 daysHair will sprout on scalp Gulp Can return if no work. Gulp…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Egg
I am a little egg I amWaiting gutting (yep)Rolling down to gut machineGutted now done (yep) Don MatthewsFebruary 2023
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 