humour – Page 15 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Shit man

Shit man watcha doin’Watcha doin’ to meDon’t worry bout your seatbeltWorry about me Scroll down… DM

Loo

Pleasant conversationSitting on the looCome and join me darlingDarling on the loo Scroll down… DM

House

We’re looking for a buyerTo move into our houseA nicely decorated oneOur decorated house Scroll down… DM

Ladder

When I’m up a ladderSafety is my goalSafety is my mottoSafety is my goal Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Depend

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘depend’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO DEPEND I’m told today the challengeThe challenge is dependI’m thinking up a last lineI’m thinking up (yep) scend Rise or heave upward under theinfluence of a natural force such as a wave…… How’sContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Depend”

Fancy Singer

I am a fancy singer(I wonder who she be?)Singing in a costumeScroll down have looksee DM

Dilbert

Hello? my name’s DilbertDilbert with a DI am buggered, zonked outScroll down have looksee DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Plastic

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘plastic’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PLASTIC Plastic (yep) said backwardsIs ic (yep yep yep) plasWhat can I (yep) come up withCan come up with (yep) kvass Fermented beverage resembling beerbut made from rye or barley…… How’s about that……Continue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Plastic”

Queen Pussy

They think that this is funnyThey think this is a hootI think they are just idiotsDespite they think its cute Scroll down… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge -Willing

+*- Write something incorporating the word ‘willing’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WILLING Yep today is SundayDespite my day of restGotta use word willingThere, I done my best DM