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A Challenge for you Architect

A challenge for you architectWe’d like to build a moonTo house some people flush with cashMaybe a crescent lune?…. Nearby people are starving, and children sell themselves on the street. But they build pretty buildings…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 1, 2022Posted inA challenge for you architectTags:architect, dubai, hotel, poetry3 Comments on A Challenge for you Architect

Priscilla Owns a Hotel

Priscilla is FCS resident cat Priscilla owns a hotelAnd at the desk she sitsWaiting for the customers(She’s very fond of Brits) High-class monied ones…. Don MatthewsNovember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 7, 2021Posted inPriscilla, FCS resident catTags:cat, hotel, humour, poetry6 Comments on Priscilla Owns a Hotel

Mothers Day

Am in the hotel bathroomWhatever are those cards?Shit forgot it’s Mothers Day…. For those who have forgotten…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 22, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:bathroom, card, hotel, humour, mothers day, poetry2 Comments on Mothers Day

Our New Hotel Carpet

We love our hotel carpetGood for wear and tearBut why do residents complainOf getting dizzy dear?…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 7, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:carpet, hotel, stairs3 Comments on Our New Hotel Carpet

Quick While I’m Hot Darling

We’re room three-fifty darlingQuick, while I’m still hotBeen all around the bloody floorHalf hour, still found it not Only luke-warm now darling….sorry Shit…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020 (Category DESIGN FAILS for more fails)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:hotel, sex2 Comments on Quick While I’m Hot Darling

No Water With Your Meal Sir?

FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 2, 2020Posted inUncategorizedTags:hotel, humour1 Comment on No Water With Your Meal Sir?

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