I’m waiting for the postmanTo see what he has gotStanding on my toy truckWaiting at the slot…. Shit mummy…… Yes, we’ll have to tell the postman to look in the slot first sweetie…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022
Tag Archives: child
Thankyou Mummy For Drink
Thankyou mummy for drinkMy favourite cup and strawYou’ve given me a new drinkFrom up my straw to draw…. Yummy mummy…… I’m pleased you like it sweetie…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Hang On Darling
Hang on tight my darlingYour going for a rideAll is safe, enjoyableMummy’s by your side…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Mummy Likes My Game Too
I like this little gameIt gives me so much funDip it in and throw it roundEspecially with mum…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021
Hello Little Fishy
Hello little fishyYou dead as dead can beDaddy now will take youHome with us for tea…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Saw
We made an adver-tisementPromoting our new sawAdded a sweet kiddieTo complement the saw…. Buy a saw for your kiddieTop toy……. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Give a child enough ropeand they will trip you
Iver Johnson
Mummy’s given us a new toyDummy it is notShe said play any game you wantBe careful, don’t get shot What does she mean dolly?…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Mummy! Please Come Help Me!
Mummy! please come help me!I’m in a bit of spotWas having quite a lot of funThis spot I now want not…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Mummy Help! I Need You!
Mummy help! I need you!I thought I’d play this gameOf being like a flower in potDiscovered not the same Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 