child – Page 3 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (children’s door)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Ha ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha haHa ha ha ha ha DM

I love my mummyMummy loves meCopying her stretchesCopying she Shit you OK son?…… DM

Please don’t do that JimmyIf you do I willI will throw a tantrumTantrum I throw will DM

NoddingNoddingNoddingWoof DM

Mummy’s bought you presentFor my special girlReally thought you’d like itLike your dolly, girl I really like it mummy…… DM

Sticker hereSticker thereDaddy drives meEverywhere DM

Mummy I’m in troubleHose just squirted meDon’t know how it happenedScroll down have looksee DM

Jimmy open bootOpen Jimmy bootOpen Jimmy darlingOpen Jimmy boot DM

Shit this slide is somethingShit what a descendShit that was a hot rideShit unexpected end More daddy…… DM