Skip to content

Flippant, Comic, and Serious

The poetry etc of Don Matthews

  • Contact
  • About Me
  • Categories
  • Archives
  • Home
    • Poems

Tag Archives: chair

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Titanic deck chair)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 20, 2023Posted inLittle-known factsTags:chair, TitanicLeave a comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Titanic deck chair)

Jesus

My wife is into JesusWith his flowing hairWent buying in a Jesus shopAnd came home with a chair Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 14, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chair, JesusLeave a comment on Jesus

Derek

Derek does a good jobWhen he is awakeOther times he’s not so goodIs this real or fake? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:accident, chair, humour, poetry, rhyme, sleep2 Comments on Derek

Do You Remember?

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 17, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:chair, phone3 Comments on Do You Remember?

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (zippy chair)

There is never a timeto stop learning new things

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 18, 2022Posted inLittle-known factsTags:chair, volkswagon2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (zippy chair)

Chair

I have a chair I sit onBut it is not a chairMade for me by nooneSuspends me in mid-air Thankyou noone…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:chair, humour, poetry, rhyme5 Comments on Chair

Chair

Going going cheapThis chair from House of JeepComfortable to sit onBe quick before it gone Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, chair, humour, jeep, poetry, rhyme, selling3 Comments on Chair

Chair

The chair did wonder whatWhat had sat on itNot the usual sitter, chair didWonder what it hit…. Don MatthewsJune 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJune 3, 2022Posted inUncategorizedTags:chair, humour, obese, poetry2 Comments on Chair

My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear

My seat has got a problem dearWhen I comfy getIt drops me on my right side(Not on my left side yet)…. I don’t understand why dear?…… They advertised the holiday units ideal for seniors?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 30, 2021September 30, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:chair, humour, poetry, unsafe2 Comments on My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear

Mc Donalds Child-Friendly High Chair

I love Mc Donalds mummyI need sit in high chairSCREAM! no way I’ll sit in thatIt frightens me it scares But Ronald made it specially for you …. I don’t like it mummy…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2020Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:chair, mc donalds3 Comments on Mc Donalds Child-Friendly High Chair

Posts pagination

1 2 Older posts

Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

Join 1,025 other subscribers
Flippant, Comic, and Serious, Blog at WordPress.com.
  • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Flippant, Comic, and Serious
    • Join 1,025 other subscribers
    • Already have a WordPress.com account? Log in now.
    • Flippant, Comic, and Serious
    • Subscribe Subscribed
    • Sign up
    • Log in
    • Report this content
    • View site in Reader
    • Manage subscriptions
    • Collapse this bar