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Yellow Car

Ready son? (yep)Here we goIn your yellowCar go go More dad…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 9, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, child, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Yellow Car

Disco Steve

Driving in the sunshineTo a disco beatThink I gotta problemProblem disco beat DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 7, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, disco, house, humour, poetry, rhyme, smash1 Comment on Disco Steve

I Think I Gotta Problem

I think I gotta problemI think I am bit stuckOne minute fine the next one notShit and wtf? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 3, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on I Think I Gotta Problem

Car

I gotta bit of problemProblem with the carCame up with solutionSolution there you are DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryApril 1, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, garage, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Car

Jewel Cooler

Despite my airconditioned carMy jewels still get too hotSo bought device on AmazonNow jewels they not so hot DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:airconditioning, car, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Jewel Cooler

You OK Dear?

Hang on tight dearNearly thereYou OK?Nearly there DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on You OK Dear?

Wharf to Ship

Need to getFrom wharf to shipShould be OKNo way slip DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 25, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, ship, wharf1 Comment on Wharf to Ship

Night Driving

A spot of night-time drivingHelps to clear the headHello? what are those flashing blueBlue lights up ahead? Slow down dear…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 19, 2023March 19, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, police, rhyme, speeding2 Comments on Night Driving

Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

I placed the sign to warn bossMotorists, (those bit thick)Put it where can’t fail to seeThere, that should do trick What problem boss?…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 18, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, cyclist, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Placed It Where I Thought Best Boss

Seat Belt

Do you think this will dearWork in stopping usIf we have an accidentRunning into bus? I’m sure it will dear…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMarch 13, 2023Posted inDESIGN FAILS, UncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhyme, seat belt1 Comment on Seat Belt

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