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Interior Decoration

We had our throne-like toilet doneAnd we were so impressedWe moved on to the bathroomAnd also much impressed…. Next project bedroom…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 19, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bathroom, humour, interior design, poetry, tiling, toilet1 Comment on Interior Decoration

Stan Installs Another Toilet

We asked the best installerOf toilets that we knowTo put one in our bathroomWhich flushed real nice and low…. He did. And we are really happy with it Thankyou Stan…….. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 22, 2021August 22, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bathroom, stan, toilet1 Comment on Stan Installs Another Toilet

Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer

Stan we knew is expertAt bathrooms in tight spotsHe really did excel himselfGave all what he has got…. Don MatthewsJune 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJuly 1, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bathroom, humour, plumber, poetry, stan5 Comments on Stan the Expert Difficult Bathroom Installer

Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Knowing that covid’s a problemWe try to keep separately apartDesigned our bathroom with this purposePeople say the idea is smart We like to be both gender-colouredCan still both hold hands, splash and chatBlow kisses across to each otherWell I’ll be, and how about that…. Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 16, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bathroom, Covid, humour, poetry8 Comments on Social Distancing in the Bathroom

Jukebox

I’m gonna get a jukeboxComplete the room decorInvite the next-door neighboursCome and have a tour Might organize a shindigInvite neighbours next doorPut on ‘Rock Around the Clock’For shindigs ( and lots more)…. And splashys in the tub…… Don MatthewsMay 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryMay 10, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:bathroom, humour, jukebox, poetry, room decor2 Comments on Jukebox

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