Bunters Sauce is gluten freeBut packs a power of shit I have it on my ribeye steakA power of shit it is…. Sheesh!. and made in Australia?…… Shit the Bed is a best seller. (see below) Shit the Bed is the only ultra hot sauce with flavour. Loaded with Scorpion chillies (the #3 hottest chilliContinue reading “Bunsters Sauce”
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Anti-Vaxxer Kayne Wests’s Planned Tour of Australia Spells Trouble
Kayne, no anti-vaxxersVaxxers can come inHeard ’bout Novak Djokovic?Didn’t work with him You must be double vaccinVaccinated KayneThose are the rules regardlessDon’t Djokovic again My lawyers’ll sort it out . No worries…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Be the reason someone smiles today DM
I Live Down In Australia
I live down in AustraliaWhere girls display their bodCurvaceous and well-suntannedBy law, bikini shod Quick, book me a ticket…… Don MatthewsNovember 2021
Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together
Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”
Top-Secret Rescue Mission of Afghan Orphans
I’m stunned by how attractiveThese Afghan orphans areRescued from the TalibanBound for somewhere far Australia Top-secret rescue missionTo Pakistan they fledNow waiting in IslamabadIf not they could be dead Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Don’t Listen to Him
I’m not a top-rate poetNot in the upper classI’m just a normal AussieSometimes a pain in arse Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats
Poet Don does all his reports with ink and quill. He’s old-school A wombat is AustralianWhat exits from it’s tubeIs what’s left over from it’s mealAnd all are shaped like cubes Why?….. Dunno….. Poet Don is FCS reporter Reporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats”
Australia’s Sheepdog Hoover – World’s Most Expensive Kelpie
Hoover is a kelpieRounds up cattle, sheepWorld’s most dearest kelpieBuyers, pockets deep Hoover was sold at auction for $35,200, now the world’s most expensive kelpie.“An exceptional all-rounder with good bloodlines” (Casterton Kelpie Association) Don MatthewsJune 2021
Olympics Now Transferred to Australia
Olympics have now been transferredDownunder (where it’s Covid-free)Japan’s become way far too riskyOlympics now here they will be Don MatthewsJune 2021