Anti-Vaxxer Kayne Wests’s Planned Tour of Australia Spells Trouble

Kayne, no anti-vaxxersVaxxers can come inHeard ’bout Novak Djokovic?Didn’t work with him You must be double vaccinVaccinated KayneThose are the rules regardlessDon’t Djokovic again My lawyers’ll sort it out . No worries…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together

Actually promoting Skims underwear (would you believe) It feels so lovely, sexySkimming on my bodBonding here with MeganWho’s similarly shod We both were tanned for photoshoot(Note my bum’s more round)Skim knickers stretch to any shapeMy friends tell me they’ve found How nice…… Megan’s hand upon my thighMy hand upon her waistApple is a JonathonSuch aContinue reading “Kourtney Kardashian and Megan Fox Enjoy Apple Together”

Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats

Poet Don does all his reports with ink and quill. He’s old-school A wombat is AustralianWhat exits from it’s tubeIs what’s left over from it’s mealAnd all are shaped like cubes Why?….. Dunno….. Poet Don is FCS reporter Reporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats”

Australia’s Sheepdog Hoover – World’s Most Expensive Kelpie

Hoover is a kelpieRounds up cattle, sheepWorld’s most dearest kelpieBuyers, pockets deep Hoover was sold at auction for $35,200, now the world’s most expensive kelpie.“An exceptional all-rounder with good bloodlines” (Casterton Kelpie Association) Don MatthewsJune 2021