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Knitting Club

I have the local knitting clubRound to my own shackThey knitted me a present (yep)Knitted click and clack Scroll down… How nice…… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 30, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, knitting, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Knitting Club

Pedestrian Crossing

Waiting for some peopleAt pedestrian crossHi-vis man to help themHelp them get across Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, pedestian, poetry, rhyme, sleighLeave a comment on Pedestrian Crossing

Cecily

Hello? my name’s CecilyMy mouth is open wideGiving all what I have gotFrom what I’ve got inside Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 29, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:fruit, humour, juice, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Cecily

Moving House

We’re moving house today we arePacked up all our gearTired of all the sceneryTired of living here Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:house, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Moving House

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you today?I am having lovely time Doh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 28, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Miffy

Three

Safety is my mottoWhen I juggle threeSafety is my mottoScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, juggling, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Three

Town Supplier

We are the town supplierSupplier to the LordOf water when it’s neededNeeded for the Lord Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:church, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Town Supplier

Scales

Please read the dialHow much do I weigh?I’m sitting here waitingWaiting hey hey Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 27, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhyme2 Comments on Scales

Telephone

They said their phone’s not workingThey said their wire was blackThey asked if we could fix itIt’s that one at the back Scroll down… We gotta bit of problemWe said you’re out of luckWe couldn’t find the back oneSaid shit and wtf? DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, telephoneLeave a comment on Telephone

Victoriana Gym

VictorianaIn the gymEarly days of Modern gym Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 26, 2023Posted inUncategorizedTags:gym, poetry, rhyme, victorianaLeave a comment on Victoriana Gym

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