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Shit man

Shit man watcha doin’Watcha doin’ to meDon’t worry bout your seatbeltWorry about me Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 9, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:car, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Shit man

Loo

Pleasant conversationSitting on the looCome and join me darlingDarling on the loo Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 8, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, poetry, rhyme, toiletLeave a comment on Loo

House

We’re looking for a buyerTo move into our houseA nicely decorated oneOur decorated house Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 7, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:hopuse, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on House

Ladder

When I’m up a ladderSafety is my goalSafety is my mottoSafety is my goal Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 6, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:humour, ladder, poetry, rhyme, safetyLeave a comment on Ladder

Fancy Singer

I am a fancy singer(I wonder who she be?)Singing in a costumeScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 5, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:clothes, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Fancy Singer

Dilbert

Hello? my name’s DilbertDilbert with a DI am buggered, zonked outScroll down have looksee DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 4, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Dilbert

Queen Pussy

They think that this is funnyThey think this is a hootI think they are just idiotsDespite they think its cute Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 2, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Queen Pussy

Mutts

Although we look like mongrelsAnd just a pair of muttsWe’re anything but stupidWhen finding gate is shut Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryFebruary 1, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:dog, humour, poetry, rhyme1 Comment on Mutts

Miffy

Hello? my name’s MiffyHow are you todayI’m having trouble reaching itDoh-si-doh-si-dayScroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 31, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Miffy

Cat

I am a catAm not afraidOf anythingI’m not afraid Scroll down… DM

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryJanuary 30, 2025Posted inUncategorizedTags:cat, humour, poetry, rhymeLeave a comment on Cat

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