Ms Van Lowen I really do thank you For calling police to assist In rounding up Sally and Sammy Who all of us here we have missed baa….baa….baa….baa…. Naughty ones Sally and Sammy Were gaily just wandering the streets Mowing each lawn as they passed by Chomping each flower they did meet baa…chomp….baa….chomp…. Police areContinue reading “Sally and Sammy (two of Poet Don’s flock) Walked Off. Oh No…”
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Nuts and Bolts
I’ve got all these leftover bolts here And leftover nuts (quite a batch) But have me a bit of a problem Cos none of them do seem to match Funny ’bout that…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Poet Don on Sweet Bippy
Hand up all those who like chips?…. I do….I do….I do…. Poet Don When I was a boy in my school pants I also liked eating a chippy Us school kids would then rough and tumble And say “Mate you bet your sweet bippy” (Blank looks all round….) (I tried….) Poet Don is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don on Sweet Bippy”
My New Beaut Cool T-Shirt
I’m wearing this new beaut cool T-shirt Bearing message I want chicks to see Made specially for me donny matthews The message it says ‘Blink if you want me’ No-one’s blinking?… Maybe I should have chosen a different font?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Extremely Rare. Why?
Some readers may find the content distressingGunnedah Australia A 14-year-old girl With no history of mental health issues Murders her 10-year-old cousin Extremely rare Why? Undiagnosed psychological condition? Don MatthewsJuly 2020 https://www.news.com.au/national/crime/timeline-of-gunnedah-tragedy-how-family-holiday-ended-in-10yearold-girls-death/news-story/13852f5e7489677a26ebcf566c717894
The email of the species (Take notice of my tale) Use it carefully for it’s More deadly than the mail Don MatthewsJuly 2020
Obed the Multilingual Cat
There once was a cat called Obed A female cat (therefore a her) She had something special about her In all seven languages could purr Including ancient Hebrew…. You don’t believe me do you?…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020 American author Jack Cady (1932-2004) in his 1994 novel The Off Season , Obed, a dancing cat couldContinue reading “Obed the Multilingual Cat”
Poet Don in his Off Time
Poet Don is a valued member of the FCS Team, and comes to us from the esteemed Poets Society.We are honoured to have him as our news anchor He broadcasts daily on FCS at 6pm Adelaide Austalia time
Poet Don and Class on Approximation Day 22 July
Today, my class, is special Approximation Day Approximately how many Are in our class today? 5,000?…. I think we need to revise approximation again….. Take out your textbooks …. Yes Poet Don…. Poet Don is a valuable asset to our FCS Team,coming to us from the esteemed Poets Society He broadcasts daily at 6pm AdelaideContinue reading “Poet Don and Class on Approximation Day 22 July”
I Will Survive
Whatever will whatever will Whatever will will be But I am gonna, yep, survive Even if it kills me Survivor DonJuly 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 