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The Man with the Double DNA Profile

The leukemia patientTurns serial killer His blood is leftAt the scene of the crime But he gets off scot-freeWhy you ask? The culprit is someoneWho gave the stem cellsTo bring him into remission On the other hand…. If he sheds his own DNA salivaHe would be behind bars He has a double DNA profileHis ownAndContinue reading “The Man with the Double DNA Profile”

Priscilla? What the Heck are You Doing ?

Don MatthewsOctober 2020

I Am a Carpark Builder

Disables I look afterWhen building carpark spaceThis new design I’m proud ofI am a carpark ace Stops other cars getting too close dumbo….. Lets the water drain out…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Where Are You Priscilla?

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Priscilla likes this hide/seek gameTo her it’s such a ballShe doesn’t meow and give me cluesWhen I “Where are you?” call Oh there you are ……. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

14 mths with Dr Sam

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My name is B for BrandonPerfect teeth before14 mths with Dr SamMy smile he did restore Thankyou Dr Sam Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Priscilla You’re So Dumb

FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Prissy you’re a dumb catThe door is open wide (nearly)Don’t look at me and meow like thatMove left and come inside meow?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020

Rewarding Antisocial Behaviour. Drug Mule Shapelle Corby

Corby is to star inA realty TV showShe came to fame as drug muleWhy do we stoop this low? Because we want people watching our show (ratings you know), and we don’t care how we go about it…. It’s just wrong Don MatthewsOctober 2020 Does crime pay? Claims that convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby is ‘set to receive aContinue reading “Rewarding Antisocial Behaviour. Drug Mule Shapelle Corby”

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