Don why do you post soMany at a time?Gotta clear the backlogMind works overtime Oh….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
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Kylie Minogue’s Bottom – We Make ‘Em Nice Down in Orstralia
The Guardian newspaper in LondonClaimed the bottom of Kylie MinogueWas the ‘world’s most admired backside’ going(Which it still is, and still is in vogue) We make ’em nice down in Orstralia…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Tommy What?
I’ll comment on things deserving meritBut not on things that I think notIt also can work in reverse directionIf you think what I write’s tommy rot Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Well Welly Wolly Me
You heard of welly wanging?Must admit not meStrange custom of the BritishWell welly wolly me Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Advert for FCS and EIF
Go home…. Each Monday I present three new poems on Ingrid’s site Experiments in Fiction (EIF). This Monday’s trilogy T#20 is God is on the Web, Miracle Man, The Singer and the StormIngrid has become quite attached to my drinking buddy Skip, FCS resident cat Priscilla, and resident dog Ralph (who has just recently wanderedContinue reading “Advert for FCS and EIF”
Bumper Sticker
I have myself a flash Porsche(As well as a flash truck)Have on the bumper bar of Porsche‘Poverty it sucks’ Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Go Girl – For When the Need Arises
Ladies no longer need sittingOr when in the bush needing squatJust bring out your trusty pink FUDAnd show (like a man) what you’ve got No sitting on more dirty toiletsNo queuing to get in a stallJust whip out your trusty pink FUDFind tree and just let nature call Although my verse here might sound flippantFUDsContinue reading “Go Girl – For When the Need Arises”
Pumpkin Shotting
Hubby’s into pumpkin shottingWanting greatest lengthGood for exercisingGood for muscle strength……. Well done dear…..a new record….. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
I’m Not A Top-Rate Poet
I’m not a top-rate poetI just sit on a ledgeAnd play around with poetryAnd fritter round the edge My rhymes are always shortTo join my fleeting thoughtWell I’ll be, it doth seemI’ve gone and changed rhyme scheme Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
I Am Poet Laureate
I am a Poet LaureateIn nonsense poetryTook years and years of study, sweatTo reach this level (me) We bow down at your feet Great OnePoet (with cap P)Years and years of study, sweatLaureate (cap L) you be Who wrote this nonsense?…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 