My thanks to the Yorkshire duo for use of phrase ‘Thump Thump’ and daffodil inspire. I could not have done it without their help. Thankyou Today I’m in the cafeBecause it’s rather hotMy heart is beating thump thump(Coz I’m alive, dead not) Daffodil on tableLooking back at meSays Don are you likingDrinking your coffee? IContinue reading “Thump Thump”
Category Archives: Uncategorized
Ship Happens
A monster’s gone blocked up the SuezA monster’s created real hellDiagonally blocked both directionsShip happens which monsters do well Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Just Divine
We are a pair of gay boysEnjoy a sip of wineSoup we’re having for our tea(Our cat thinks we’re divine)…. Aren’t our boots divine?…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Marketing Plan
A plumber (who’s local’s) gone brokeIgnored basic tenet this manHe didn’t include any fridge magnetsNo magnets in his marketing plan Don MatthewsMarch 2021
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Democracy is rotting from the inside: deformed by weak institutions, tribalism, the tyranny of the rich and an elite who dominate positions of power, racism, sexism, and crippling inequality. The growing gap between rich and poor is a cancer that is eating democracy.
Life’s Getting Way Out of Hand
Life’s getting way far too complicatedLife’s getting way out of handI just want things back plain and simpleLife’s getting way out of hand Take shopping at the local supermarketChoice between zillions of brandsAll I want’s one brand of coffeeLife’s getting way out of hand I’m told I keep needing to upgradeUpgrade and keep up withContinue reading “Life’s Getting Way Out of Hand”
More About Me
I am a happy rhymerWork in silly genreI have a lotta followersWho say go Don good onya I am a rhymer, happyWork in genre sillyFollow me a lotta doWilly nilly Billy Your name’s Donny…. Issit?…. Don MatthewsMarch 21021
Stan Prepares Newscopy on Animal Accident
Headline Australian gored by bull in intensive care Hospital switchboard swamped by concerned bull lovers Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Advert for FCS and EIF
Go home…. Each Monday I present three new poems on Ingrid’s site Experiments in Fiction (EIF). This Monday’s trilogy T#23 is White Blank (my computer is making me feel guilty), Publisher Wanted (where are you my publisher?), The Newsagent (where I buy my sox)Ingrid has become quite attached to Skip, FCS resident cat Priscilla, andContinue reading “Advert for FCS and EIF”
South Australia Being Sought After For Film TV Production (post Covid)
South Australia is becoming sought afterBy film, also television crewsBecause of our covid-free status(We also have nice tourist views) How come we’re so covid-free lucky?We didn’t sleep in in our bedWe locked down soon as covid showed up(Unlike UK/States, we used head) Although I’m no film/TV actor(Some claim I’m an FCS star)Our Adelaide Film StudiosContinue reading “South Australia Being Sought After For Film TV Production (post Covid)”