Negative is a Finnish rock group, front man Jonne Aaron. Aeron’s musical career was helped by Stan and Perc. He is ever grateful Don MatthewsOctober 2021
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School of Silly – Where I Learnt My Skills
I graduated from the SchoolFrom the School of SillyThis is where I learned to rhymeHone my Jack and Jilly Spike duxed the School…… I got Pass Grade 3. Too busy clubbing…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Rules by Don Matthews
Originally posted on Chewers by Masticadores:
https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image-rules-don-matthews-1.jpg Image Source: Snappa (True story – I was a university student. My father a preacher.) I went to university Questioned all the rules Wondered why some followed them Looking like such fools https://donmatthewspoetry.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/image-1-rules-don-matthews.jpg Follow rules by all means Those which do make sense Don’t follow blindly all the…
The WordPress Board of Poetry Have Got Their Knickers in a Knot. Again
The WordPress Board of Poetry haveTheir knickers in a knotThey say I’m lowering standards setBy Shakespeare and his lot Tuff…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
I Went to Buy an Australian Ham
I went to buy a hamRead label for con-tentFound most had come from elsewhereWith Aus 15% So I left with no ham and just had a tomato sandwich…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Poet Don Reporting on a Little Known Fact of DH Lawrence
Lawrence of initials DHLiked climbing mulberry trees which were skewedLittle David was different to other kidsHe liked climbing up in the nude And down…… Well I’ll be…… Thankyou…… Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Victorian Lady Fair
When you died dear ladyWhat happened to your hairWere they cut for locketsVictorian lady fair? Or when laid in your casketDrape you with your tressAnd clothe you in the finestVictorian fashion dress? We’ll never know what happenedTo your lovely tressWe only have your photographVictorian fashion dressed Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Publisher Wanted
I’m looking for a publisherA rhymy-loving typeWho wants to increase readership(I also offer skype) There are no skyping rhymers(Who offer two for one)I’ll skype for you both day or nightBuy me (before I’m done) Although my rhyme’s oft silly-likeThere’s serious undertonesA flippant/serious comboWaiting to get known Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Stan Called to India for a Loading Job
Did the weights and measuresKnew it all by heartWent and checked it triple timesLoaded up the cart…. What went wrong?…… (Stan off-screen right – working out problem in consultation with Perc) Don MatthewsOctober 2021
My Poetry’s a Shambles
My poetry’s a shamblesMy poetry is shotYou try and tell me otherwiseOtherwise, it’s not Someone likes me…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
