Stringing words togetherSorta willy-nillyHoping in the end they come outSorta sane not silly You often do the opposite…… Do I?….. Don MatthewsMay 2021
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Neighbourhood Built on an Abandoned Mine
Year: 2020Location: South Dakota, AmericaCompany: Dakota Plaster CompanyEstimated Damage Value: $10-15 million* When purchasing a home, you may want to double-check with the realtor that it’s not built on a large, cavernous, abandoned mine. A group of South Dakota residents didn’t check when they shelled out a fortune for their gorgeous, newly-built houses back in 2014. OneContinue reading “Neighbourhood Built on an Abandoned Mine”
Spain’s Expensive Submarine Bungle
Year: 2013Location: SpainCompany: NavantiaEstimated Damage Value: $2.2 billion* You don’t have to be a certified genius to know that a submarine has to do one thing above all else: float. Despite paying over $2.2 billion to create a new, state-of-the-art Isaac Peral Submarine back in 2013, the Spanish government didn’t even end up using it because ofContinue reading “Spain’s Expensive Submarine Bungle”
Poet Don Reporting on 2005
First video uploadedTwo thousand and fiveYouTube was foundedYouTube came alive Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsApril 2021
Winning I Am Easily
I am the Covid virusPolitics you playFree vaccines to Bengal ifYou win and get your way Keep playing at your politicsYour people they despairWinning I am easilyBut you don’t seem to care You hold pol-itic rallysThousands you have thereHardly there’s a mask in sightBut you don’t seem to care Look at all the funeral pyresBurningContinue reading “Winning I Am Easily”
Down Wiv Equality…burp
It’s in our very natureHarassing all the chicksI can get away with itCoz I’m a male (with dick) (And am proud of it…) Equality? shit, wot’s that?Man’s always been the bossThe ‘little woman’s’ got her placeEquality, get lost Down to the pub for a beer guys….. Right on…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015
Johnny and Amber flew DownunderSmuggling in Pistol and BooWe don’t need permission to bring themWhich everyone else has to do Don’t you mind the mean quarantine man Boo’sy, daddy will sort it out….. woof Agriculture Minister gave the couple an ultimatum: get rid of the dogs or authorities would euthanise them within 50 hours. “It’sContinue reading “Pistol and Boo Fly Downunder 2015”
Tupperware Party
I’ve just received an inviteTuxedo I must dressA Tupperware-themed partyTo which I have said yes RSVP Buckingham Palace Don MatthewsApril 2021
Social Distancing
To help you work out distancingThis advice we sayWill give you some idea of howFar apart to stay…. moo…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
The Abandoned Randall Park Mall
I used to be alive oncePeople all aroundNow I’m dead, quiet, emptyNot a single sound Don MatthewsApril 2021