Poet Don does all his reporting with ink and quill – he’s old-school I am a happy atheistScientists say it’s trueI sleep more soundly in my bedThan happy Catholics do…. Why?…. Fluffy goose down pillows….. I’m gonna change my religion…. Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Scientific Sleep Research”
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12 July Different Coloured Eyes Day
The condition of different coloured eyes is called heterochromia, but Bowie’s was caused by a different condition, anisocoria. David had two eyesOne was coloured blueThe other chose the colour brownDifferent to me and you One of Bowie’s most unique traits was the difference between his eyes. At first glance, it appeared his eyes were twoContinue reading “12 July Different Coloured Eyes Day”
I’m in Trouble with the WP Board of Poetry Again
The WordPress Board of PoetrySay I’m making funOf the language of their QueenWhen all is said an dun Tuff…. Don MatthewsMay 2021 My drinking buddy Skip For those who haven’t met Skip
Viewings
More viewings I’d likeMore viewings I hopeBut not so more thatMore than I can cope Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Primate Behaviour
Vaccinate can waitMy derriere cannotNeed to rush and buy more rollsToilet rolls for bot Primate behaviour at it’s best…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Selfie
Happened this week Today it was her birthdayEverybody criedSelfie ‘gainst the sunsetFell down the cliff and died Brazilian Fernanda Morella, celebrating her 33rd birthday at Kangaroo Point Cliffs fell to her death taking a selfie. Emergency services attempted to revive her at the bottom of the cliffs but she was announced dead at the sceneContinue reading “Selfie”
Cocksure and Unrepentant
US captures Baghdad amid wide looting Rumsfeld response – “stuff happens” 29/6/21 Rumsfeld dies – ‘death happens ‘ Don MatthewsJune 2021
Deidre Knight
“I just get such a kick out of childrenshowing their parents how to propagate” Deidre KnightPelzer Award nominee Billy (from Poet Don’s class) advises his parents on propagation First you have to blow it daddyUp, like long balloonMummy you then give big hugAnd out pops baby soon No daddy, 9 months…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Hair and a G-String
Bach is the music of choiceTo soothe buyers into a buyFrom shampoo, to cars, even lingerieAs writer, I ask is that why? Bach would not be happy with this commercialization of his musicHe was a very devout Lutheran https://www.classicfm.com/composers/bach/music-makes-us-spend-advertising-study/ Don MatthewsJuly 2021 I like the plum candy one dear….. I’ll take six please…. And the……Continue reading “Hair and a G-String”
Biden Wants to Find Where Covid-19 Originated
The US wants to find outWhere Covid first beganDid it start in ChinaAt Institute Wuhan? For sake of peace I’m hopingThat what it is, is thatIt didn’t come from Wuhan , butA pangolin or bat Don MatthewsMarch 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 